I drooled on my brother's shoulder.

Really not cool.

Okay. I've peed and dressed myself. I'm ready to go home now.

I can catch a lift with Rick, even.

So, I swear I went to sleep in the ICU, but then I wake up in a room with Rick that freakily looks identical to the one we were in before the op. Now I'm starting to even doubt I had the op, and it was just all some weird as fuck dream ( Read more... )

Hey, you around, babe?

Oh my god, I feel like I'm an eighty year old grandpa.